1. At the Movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the Bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, why don't you try again.
3. At a Funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At Restaurant: When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a Family Get Together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a Friend Announces Her Wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout, it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer:- No, I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/ colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont, It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle, it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2. In the Bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, why don't you try again.
3. At a Funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At Restaurant: When you ask the waiter.
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a Family Get Together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a Friend Announces Her Wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout, it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer:- No, I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/ colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont, It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle, it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
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